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all right guys last crit Joe the reason this is the last crit show is because there is some serious business coming your way so yeah and for anybody wondering why this is last pressure number one YouTube is garbage it's just flat-out garbage so we'll still be doing tutorials and stuff like that and some tech articles over here but we're gonna move over to twitch so ghetto front which beer games beer and watch for the serious business that is coming your way I don't think everybody's ready for the serious business it's gonna be freakin ridiculous yeah it's a serious business so over there we're gonna mostly focus on gaming fun culture and just trying to have a little bit of fun in a world where everything is just too damn serious so stay tuned for some serious business coming soon but we're gonna go over to twitch where the community seems to be pretty good we haven't done a lot of stuff there but we'll probably just be doing one or two things a week on there to start and then we're gonna work a lot on our video game as much as possible so stay tuned for the video game update that's coming any day now let's head over to Japan they have created a machine and they being the team what continent what language am i speaking tokyo-based startup called al e and they've created this I guess the satellite that goes up and it has like , little rocks that they drop into the atmosphere and that and they take several seconds to burn up and it creates a meteor shower now they released this press release saying hey we're gonna be doing this and it'll be like a little fireworks show that everybody you'll get to watch when we drop all these meteors you know into the in the atmosphere why didn't they do this I mean that that's cool but guys what you should have done you should have figured out like some big religious event that's happening some ridiculous thing and you should have scheduled it to happen right when that was happening so we can just you know sit back and eat popcorn and watch people freak out that would have been so much fun but you missed your opportunity and other cool startup news there's a company that's been working on a fully robotic car for all long time and they haven't really talked about it I haven't really showed it in public and they just gave Bloomberg a very interesting you know view of their new product companies called zukes there's the dudes in charge can you see how in charge they are and what's a little different about them is instead of trying to retrofit existing cars they've created a totally new robotic car and this thing they're allowing it to drive around in San Francisco you know and there we've got a guy sit in the in the wheel but it's able to do things that the other cars have not been able to do yet they also were able to hire a technician [ drones with camera and long battery life ] who Google was trying to get so they do have some talent and they do have a working product that does more than most of what the competition does they've raised million dollars and in my opinion their technology looks really nice because they're doing a very good job of like sensing what's going on with the road that's a big problem with a lot of the technologies that are out there they just they have a trouble with inclement conditions they have trouble with you know range weather they have trouble with unpredictable drivers but if you guys watch this video you'll see some jackass cuts them off and they swerve onto the side of the road and everything and it's it's pretty impressive technology but this idea might be a better way than trying to retrofit existing cars you know just totally coming out with a new line of cars that's robotic and then we can hack them we got more space news and we're gonna get into the fun stuff in just a second NASA could have people living on the moon in just eight years and you know the budget for NASA might be going up that's like the one thing that I can say about Trump that I'm like okay yeah give NASA more money I don't care if it's because you want to blow up Uranus somebody what's really I think what he's really doing he's trying to impress Putin I mean like look we got a we got a house on the moon we can go live on the moon maybe that maybe that's gonna be the retirement home can we get a t-shirt that says notice me Vladimir with like Trump space with anime eyes to what people wear that anyway if they build a moon base in the next eight years it'll be a really nice launch pad to other places and why have we not done this I mean we were up there on the moon about years ago and we have really gone back since it's like we did that and put our flag in that and like this means that we own it now should we put a stick with a piece of fabric on it in the ground it's ours now do have a flag alright we got some I really kind of want I want one of these it's a Wi-Fi connected robot from Duncan it's the dong-gwon digi and what's different about this one is they mixed in vacuum with surveillance and it got hacked as long as you know the MAC address you can get into this thing and control the camera but the idea was kind of an interesting idea that as this thing is vacuuming around the house it seems really you know like just just a vacuum it can also be sending you surveillance footage there's just another example of the internet of things being kind of sheep they never really think about security until it's too late and after everything's connected we're gonna have a lot of security vulnerabilities everywhere man somebody could hack your house and make you you know lock you outside and manage someone can lock you outside of your car while you're gonna be late for a meeting imagine if someone could turn on the heat on the hottest day of the summer justjust for shoes let's go see what Justin's playing shall we all right what's this bikini girl gonna do with that guy tell me it's not bullet-hell where you're playing is the daughter of the devil yeah that's the girl with the bikini that's like she's wearing a bikini because why would you wear so what'd you say obvi can't do this we can't continue like this I said it makes you mad so basically you run around and kill stuff and you find masks and each mask gives you a different creature to be alright with different abilities based off of how long how many times you get hit you have actually revert back to your just bikini itself Wow look at those pixels they're in the right spots if you ever get a gun there you go I have a gun too busy singing nice nails so basically if you're into things like nuclear throne or you know enter the gungeon and stuff go this might be it just really feels like an enter the gungeon clone which for me bullet-hell and should the guns of clones are kind of like me so I love this stuff yeah if that's what you're if that's what you're into probably based off of what difficulty you're playing you'll get a certain number of saves that you can have eyes came out yeah so you got saved yeah fed of just being a rogue like you can actually save the game yes I'm gonna be like oh cool I've had this I have this really great you know weapon and mask combo so I want to be able to start with this each time which that's kind of neat but ultimately it doesn't really feel like it has anything that makes it stand out for me asides it like different powers yeah it just it still feels very enter the gungeon II and it feels like like it's still in early development you know so they could be doing a lot of things to change it whatever but I don't think people like it but otherwise yeah if you're if you're looking for a game like this start with under the guns and I would say I give it a solid man solid man mr. 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Brown town yeah delicious yes is wonderful good time were you also brought to you by private Internet access guys in this day and age get on private Internet access it's a VPN if you don't know what that is then you need one just know that you need one also brought to you by the letter R and the number seven I haven't seen this video I haven't seen the itself [Music] there's nothing people get a house like that it's so nice yeah I want a grand piano so uh for those of you that aren't aware of the like supreme amounts of idiocy that bounces around in Jenny McCarthy's head she does not understand what a Google home sounds like when it resets itself and she assumed her first assumption was that her house was haunted I mean I understand if there's like what's that noise oh it sounds like the piano I wonder what's going on in here let's go investigate no no no she puts it all it's the thing that got me she posted it online to her fans being like him look ghosts yeah and some of her fans were like oh my god that's so spooky and some of them were like I think I saw a ghost in the video like go over and touch the piano Jenny you're absolutely right he's trying to vaccinate your child get him out of there that's what the actors yes the vectors everybody knows that once you get vaccinations you stop being attuned to the supernatural so chances are in like this day and age if you find some stupid movement that celebrities are are also a part of Jenny McCarthy's usually their ringleader she probably thinks the world's flat does she think the world I'm pretty sure she thinks the world's flat I don't know yeah we heard it here first Jenny McCarthy thinks the world is flat and she's afraid of good good good good good either but I wanted like I feel like that it's ridiculous that people are trying to make Robin cool like this is a show that looks kind of interesting and Robin is in it and he's all dark and brooding it's rated tv-ma and all that stuff yeah it's for the for the new Titans show coming out yeah based off the Teen Titans Robin is like so tough in this and I I want to say okay this is my opinion mm-hmm Robin you guys can't make him cool he's not gonna be cool I do not agree with you you don't agree no Robin is the worst he's like the worst super like the we shouldn't even be a superhero I don't know why he gets a came he should be a superhero that's not all I have a cape you could have his spandex but he doesn't get a cape Robbins of garbage garbage character just a trash human being no he's the word he might like I don't even like comic books that much so my opinion is only like % of like a person who loves comic books should be mine mine's about to % all right so Germany is officially banned pre-orders of games with with no official release date yeah so yeah they they it and it wasn't even actually around video games that started it was due to a retailer Media Markt because due to some issues they had with ordering the Samsung Galaxy s back in so as a result they've now said that if games can't if gaming companies and things like that can't put out concrete dates for when they're things are gonna be available you will not be able to preorder things in Germany so I wonder if games are gonna get around this by like everything in Germany is now gonna be kick-started I don't know like hey hard Metroid Prime I mean they I mean like you can't go you can't order Metroid Prime for on on Amazon in Germany right now because most of the time they'll just be like oh it comes like a lot of times on Amazon we'll just say like oh it comes out January st you know because they just like we don't know so we'll just put it on the last day of Comcast and Disney were bidding over a bunch of assets from st Century Fox excluding mugs looting like the Fox networks and that means the Fox News Network and stuff because nobody wants to touch that no because I don't do whatever it is that Republicans enjoy get it recused all the time of being like a hardcore liberal and I'm actually an independent mm-hmm and I consider myself to be in the middle on a lot of things but there's just too much insanity on both sides extremely I just think everyone's an asshole that's the library of Disney stuff here they own so much they own ESPN and Disney own ESPN Jesus own vice now they own History Channel I mean like you know they see they have they buy a lot of the bigger companies that own a lot of the smaller theanine and you know their home through this through this merger there's gonna be thousands of people that are gonna get that are gonna lose their job yep thousands because Disney doesn't actually care about you know they just they get here look at all this stuff National Geographic is a sci-fi mailto National Geographic I don't think they owns sci-fi no I don't think so mmm Buena Vista yeah it's unbelievable so guys when you start thinking about like massive companies that can really control the population disney's one that doesn't like doesn't get talked about a lot there's I mean Disney probably could do more than company like Google commits with the search engines but Disney can do more than just about any other company when it comes to controlling the media that we see every day if they really wanted to influence something they probably could they could decide Disney could could be like there can be no more rain at our movies pg- so that their approach will for everyone from here on out whatever oh yeah and they could they could influence the market enough to make that happen and if you want to go even more sinister than that they can start pushing their own agendas and political agendas and stuff and they easily be like these are the talking points for the news these are all the movies we're gonna make we can do propaganda they could do it they could do that yeah and they have they have I was reading this thing earlier that's not in this article but they have such control over the actual like actors and stuff and their franchises and everything that basically like once you go into a contract with Disney about something they basically own your soul oh I'm a Warner Brothers after only like back in the only old day out I only do paramount movies even though they signed a contract that they're like it's not that bad if you were one of the Marvel movies you cannot ever appear in any DC movie if for any reason you're called your character has like even a three-second cameo in a movie it doesn't matter where you are in the world you are expected to fly to their shooting location and film for it any actors on the Disney crew have to maintain like certain how they act outside in society so they have to like be volunteering for children events and stuff like that and they can't be like oh yeah they lose wild people and stuff like that they and the guardians of the galaxy director today old tweets yeah his old James gun his old tweets were pretty disturbing about like you know masturbating on children and laughing about it and stuff like that they were really disturbing like I didn't know okay yeah get rid of this guy mm-hmm and he one of his tweets was something like the best part about rape is when it's over being like well that's over and that doesn't hurt anymore something like that or no that's no longer happening like why would you even why would you even tweet that like yeah and they they they expect them to like they have to work out for to it they even control their the actors diets I mean since I mean very old school yeah like Disney freaking owns you you don't even like like the actors have been doing interviews and stuff where they're like yeah I there was like Noah fans but I was filming something on the other half of the world and doing like a passion like Idris Elba was working on a passion project of his right and they were like you got to come back and redo some shots for Thor too and he was like I'm literally half the world away and they were like okay but you got to come in and film this stuff for Thor too so we had to stop filming the other thing that he was doing to leave and go film other stuff because Disney said so a lot of this stuff do you seen a lot of the stuff that you consume is owned by one huge corporation and in the end how many's gonna tell me you're gonna be left is gonna be like just you know Disney and one other company and that'll be like the media for this country yes that's probably what's gonna happen it's also gonna be what happens when it comes to the consolidation of all the may the major ISPs you're gonna have like Comcast and one other AT&T; or something like that that'll be it that's all you got they'll buy up charter they'll buy up whatever else is left Sprint I don't know who else is left but just watch and especially with the people we have in charge right now they love this they just like yeah consolidate consolidate consolidate how much money you got can you give me some money vanpool incorporated the guys that made uh Dillon's rolling Western which apparently was like a really unsung hit of the ds and stuff like that like apparently it was really good and it just did not get the media attention that it deserved but they admitted that at one point in time they were working on a horror based game that featured mr. t tingle from from Zelda the like the tingle tingle Kyle oompah balloon guy that appears and gives you maps and stuff like there was gonna be a horror game about him I can't even fathom what it would have to be like to be cuz that dude already anyone creeps me out anyways that's what it would be probably a surreal surreal surreal cerebral thriller I've a bet I feel like it would just be like a game where you would spend you know like kind of a life sim or just be like go about your business and stuff like that like wash the dishes take a shower walk your dog and then you go to bed and then like as you're sleeping you roll over and you open your eyes and there's tingle right there just be like go into psycho nuts and you enter his brain yeah just play through sight is like some psychedelic weirdness inside his mind that'd be fun that make sense I play it yeah that aren't aware nathan fillion shot a like minute uncharted movie and it's really good it's like minutes like Nathan Fillion is just good no wonder he's gonna be used this as a pitch to be like let's make this I don't see what they wouldn't but yeah it's it's excellent bike for a self-funded thing it's beautiful I would rather watch this new tomb raider and I've been I need something to scratch the Indiana Jones itch yeah right so did you see that thing that they did about uncharted where they talked about how like how how Nathan Drake gets shot a million times before he dies and stuff yeah and they talked about how they actually justified like the red appearing on the screen and stuff to show and it was all the other shots that he takes when people are shooting at him are misses and the red actually represents his luck running out okay then so you only get shot once which is the final one that kills you so all the other gun shots are coming out you're you're missing they're missing you because you have you're extremely lucky right so that's how they justified being able to basically Nathan Drake being a bullet sponge whatever work video game how about how about just being like guys it's video game yeah you know the calling - literally the worst game watch history so the calling - came hours than lawbreakers yeah no way calling - came out and basically everyone thought it was garbage it had nothing to do with the original calling it was nothing like the original calling and that was kind of bull within five hours of the game launching five five hours of the game launching it became unplayable because you have to have at least fifty people in the game in order to actually like run a match and when the game launched there was like less than two hundred players and within five hours there were only players playing the game on launch day making it unplayable one person was playing at thirty minutes ago and the -hour peak is - yeah all-time at the most ahead people that's not even five matches to be able to go out at the same time I feel like you have to try Yeah right like to be that bad I'm actually really looking forward to this yeah if you like stranger things but you want it to be even gonna be stranger if you wanted to have a little bit of a alternate history techno feel to it technology feel to it then you guys need to look at some of Stalin some Stalin Hogg's artwork artwork stellen Hague Simon's telling about the plague yeah he's from though speed mmm-hmm so tales from the loop right there for those of you that don't that never saw the video where I talked about this so for those of you that don't know tales from the loop is a game that is set in the s because that's actually a genre now but it's set in like an alternate s where particle accelerators were built in the s and they were completely functional and they caused all this weird small-town government conspiracy stuff to go on around it so the original which is based off of Simon style Hague's work is based in Sweden and he did all this art work kind of like mashing together technology and like kids playing on it and stuff like that and the the game itself is very stranger things you're a bunch of kids you eat you each choose an archetype of kid even which are a bunch of kids in a world full of completely useless adults with supernatural things going on and it's up to you guys to you know ET your way out of the situation basically but Amazon is going to be putting together a I believe they said ten episodes to start right and they haven't they haven't announced where it's going to be set yet now the the book and the RPG stuff is said in Sweden or you have the option to do an alternate universe or an alternate setting there's Nevada yep there's accelerators yeah there's Boulder City Nevada it's close to where they did New Vegas yeah New Vegas so yeah or you can do it on the Swedish Island I'm gonna feeling the reboot you're gonna do the Nevada setting Nevada I'm sorry Nevada Nevada setting in Colorado everybody people who've been saying Colorado mmm it hurts all rattles Colorado it's called a reto cuz it's ready yeah anyway I'm thinking it's gonna be set in America just because there's more appeal for an English language show and it wouldn't make sense Ted in Sweden back in that time period with the English language so but I'm not sure I've got a feeling they're gonna take his artwork and do a different part of the country that's maybe not mentioned I don't know something a little greener a little more foggy maybe they'll do like a small town an even smaller town feel but I'm wondering if they're gonna actually stick like how archetype either gonna go with the trope because the whole thing about this about this world in this game is that it's supposed to be well at least from the from the from the gaming series part of it it's supposed to be about like the the generalized archetypes like this game is set in like it's it's supposed to just be like a alternate reality yeah you know it's yeah it's but the the access to technology and stuff is only on the government level everybody else still pretty much lives their normal lives like they would in the eighties it's gonna be neat to see if they actually try to do like they want to have everyone be original characters if they're gonna like really stick to the trope end of it and let go folk song hole with it well they said they're not basing it on the RPG basing it on the artwork like it's BAE's yeah on the artwork but I'm wondering if they're gonna try to do archetype or if they're gonna try to do original original the the downside here is that there a lot of people are worried that it's just gonna turn into like stranger things but with robots I mean you may have a lot of the similar flavors and stuff you know the kids versus the weird government conspiracy yeah but it is gonna be interesting to see how this plays out in an alternate reality and what and you know what major changes they make as strange things is in our reality kind of yeah it's a weird version of our reality but hey got a great way to launder money oh yeah I was thinking the other day so do this some criminals have actually been using games like clash of clans to launder money you know there's this this headline right here Kotaku is a little irresponsible because it makes it seem like something nefarious just going on with only classroom yeah but there's nothing wrong with clash of clans no they've been using like clash Royale and like what the Marvel contest of Champions and things like that there been a bunch of different games have been using actually what they're doing is stealing credit card information they stole like , credit cards and then they're yeah like one does and then they use those to purchase in-game stuff on accounts in those different games and then they're going through reselling websites like gg and something that starts with eye eye eye game supply game supply using those to resell those accounts for people to sell for cash and because once they put them up through there there's no way to trace them back to the credit card right and then you long to G is really notorious for being like we don't know anything yeah because they've set up an entire service to enable people to go on there and sell stuff they take a cut and then go we don't know what's going on working from we used took kind of it all right I haven't watched the original Clone Wars but people are probably gonna be excited about this I'm really excited about this I want to talk about Star Wars there are some people saying that the one of the only ways to get this might be through Disney streaming yes so like that that's the other thing is that they're saying that Disney is still very gung-ho about starting their own streaming service to compete with everybody they're thinking about taking all of their Disney been ABC and anything that they own which is basically everything now off of other streaming service that's only everything yeah and then moving it over to the Disney streaming services at which point they're also gonna be Bri you know restarting the Clone Wars again and actually finishing the Clone Wars saga because those of you that followed the original Kennedy Tartakovsky version of it it was never actually concluded so people kind of want a little bit of closure going on with it and stuff like that and it's gonna be exclusively through the new Disney streaming service which means Disney has finally found a way to make people to actually want to get that damn service Disney's like the Star Wars fans will do it like every got to be their mentality every time they might be right but they also have to take into account that a lot of people are going to pirate it Bethesda is probably not going to remaster Morrowind and I'm okay with this a lot of people really want to see morrowind remaster because it's probably the best game in the elder scrolls series if you haven't played it mmm the world is rich and interesting and also quirky and different than any other fantasy world out there so one of my favorite RPGs but there's a problem what's their problem the problem glad you asked old on it's coming any second now this is like the beginning to a rap song I'm gonna drop a beat any second but first baby Fiasco come yo yo yo I go by the name of Logan sometimes ward yo yo what's up um you ready I'm gonna drop in any minute now okay the combat is awful and the reason being is they one of the first games that had decent first-person movement in a you know like pretty good first-person moving better than Daggerfall but you're seeing your character hit the the opponents and stuff but behind the scenes there's a role for every you know for every attack and that works really well with D&D; because every time you hit someone you don't actually sit there and go I swing times you you actually roll and then see if you hit or miss so you don't imagine yourself hitting the person but in the game you hit the person and then it's like oh that one doesn't count because you missed oh that one doesn't count also but that you missed oh you rolled a you missed so it's real time combat with a role to hit system in the background that just really clunky and awful so it's not enjoyable to play as far as combat goes that's my opinion but you play it for the story in the in the environment and all that I got really tired of more wind right off the bat because I hated that walking drained your stamina stamina oh she would be like I would be like walk walk walk walk wait walk walk walk walk wait like that was just so boring the game is you have to like level yourself up and you have to like continue to walk and run and then like later on in the game you're going miles an hour all over the place yeah cuz you've leveled up your athletics and you've let just don't want to spend like four hours jumping around the first town so I can be able to walk out of the first town that sounds boring I kind of assumed that they weren't gonna go back to remaster morrowind because they were too busy putting out Skyrim on like hit clips and like electric toothbrushes and stuff they also said you know what will stop remastering Skyrim and re and re releasing Skyrim when you guys stop buying it yeah that was like okay alright yeah I mean at least you said it beyond Skyrim you know that's a it's a project that they're adding tons of different areas to this to the Elder Scrolls world into the Skyrim engine mmm their version of morrowind oh I guess they thought Marlin but it's just you know yeah it just takes place in the Varden fel there's that there's also I don't know what's going on with sky wind but that was a very promising project where they were remaking morrowind in the Skyrim you know in Skyrim is engine but I don't know what's going on with that either so anyway if you guys want morrowind that might be the one to look for well see you guys on Twitch stay tuned for some very serious business you guys do not understand don't understand guys oh we guys let's know what what day would be best cuz we're gonna probably do it live I do it laughs there won't be Sunday because I'm not coming in here on Sunday I like you guys but also like that's my day off oh also like putting tape on cats and that's what I do on Sunday English (Keep it mind before fishing with drones)